I'm in so much trouble.

If I were a month, I’d be November
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 6.38pm
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Jellyfish
If I were a direction, I’d be Up
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bed
If I were a liquid, I’d be Water
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Jade
If I were a tree, I’d be a Willow
If I were a tool, I’d be a Knife
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Sunny and Windy
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Bass Guitar
If I were a color, I’d be Yellow
If I were an emotion, I’d be Passion
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Grapefruit
If I were a sound, I’d be a Baby's Laughter
If I were an element, I’d be Fire
If I were a car, I’d be a Jeep
If I were a food, I’d be Ice Cream
If I were a place, I’d be Santorini, Greece
If I were a material, I’d be Cotton
If I were a taste, I’d be Spicy
If I were a scent, I’d be Chocolate
If I were an object, I’d be a Journal
If I were a body part, I’d be the Collarbone
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Bemused
If I were a song, I'd be Remix to Ignition by R Kelly
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be 5-inch Heels