I wanna push your hand in my pocket

Unlike some enlightened people who find it possible to only blog when they have intelligent input on how the world should operate, i (rather sadly, i admit) find it beyond me NOT to spout random and unintellectual, might i add SCANTY, nonsense ever so frequently. (Whoo what a long and stupendously draggy sentence.) Inconceivable as it is, beneath my cleverly placed and well layered "defence" exterior, i am but an empty shell. But who cares! Do you care? Because if you did, you either failed to notice my ineptitude early on, or wouldn't be reading this bullshit right now. Yeah the joke's on you, mate.

God, somebody put me out of my misery.